Spider-Dan And The Secret Bores

Max-imum Security Byrne is here to teach us new fish the rules before we get ourselves shived! As we list our Top 5 #PrisonMovies, we separate the top dogs from the prison b****es!! Join us as we discuss Hulk Wardens, prisoners pelting poo & Akira Kurosawa… #PrepareForPrattle 

#RikiOhTheStoryOfRicky #ShotCaller #EscapePlan #FemalePrisonerScorpion701 #Fortress1992 #Scrubbers #RunawayTrain #BrawlInCellBlock99 #EscapeToVictory #ThePlatform 

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Who knew Natalie & I had so much to say about Disney #Feminism? In this absolutely mammoth-sized podcast, we ask "Are #Disney’s female antagonists a better representation of the feminist ideal than their protagonists?" Join us as we go on every social, political, economical tangent known to womankind and discuss horny #Wigan Grandmothers, #Maleficent being a #GirlBoss & me losing of my virginity... #PrepareForPrattle

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#TheTexasChainsawMassacre is back this year! As #Leatherface revs up the franchise once again to cut a swath through the southland! However in this podcast we turn away from the silver screen & look at #DanAbnett, #AndyLanning & #WesCraig's #Wildstorm comic book sequel to the very first reboot in 2003! As they remind us why #TheSawIsFamily.....

In this new format we discuss one of a big name director's least successful films and ask if they went in the #WrongDirection? @IAmJACSMusings is down with me once again in the trenches to tackle #StevenSpeilberg's Big One "1941" his first comedy epic and his first critical atomic bomb! Does this divisive film deserve to be loved or loathed? Join us as we discuss casual racist jokes, #ToshiroMifune beating his Japanese co-stars and Ria Carrogan's comedy timing!...

I know you lunatics have been howling for this one! Prepare your silver and Wolfsbane as Dennis is back to tell us his Top 5 #Werewolf Movies! We've delved deep into the dark woods to pull out some very rare but exceptional lupine specimens, you'll either #Lycan them or loathe them! Join us as we discuss sharply dressed werewolves, Metallica & a perky pair of Nepals.....

Dennis is Auld Lang Dying! To ring in the #NewYear by going back to the holiday #Slasher well as we compare two slashers from the golden era #TerrorTrain & #NewYearsEvil but "Can you polish a turd?" Say goodbye to the last the 12 months and make your #NewYearsResolutions before its too late!! Join us as we discuss time zones, #Prince's Vagina & our shared hatred of magicians. 

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Here we go again with another Christmas Zom Com for #AlterNativityStories! This time it's Valley Girls V.S. The Apocalypse in #NightOfTheComet starring #CatherineMaryStewart & #KelliMaroney! Feminist theorist & father Tony Farina rides shotgun with me to answer the question...

Continuing #AlterNativityStories by seeing what the #DCUniverse has in its stocking for me as I review #ChristmasWithTheSuperheroes Issue #1. Join me as I discuss #FrankMiller's first ever work on #Batman, #GreenLantern slipping in the shower & the Superman VS #Santa's d*** measuring competition... #PrepareForPrattle

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Recorded on the same day as it was released 43 years ago! I finally introduce #AngryAndyReviews to #TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial as we're "Driving Home For Life Day..." Will Andy finally succumb to #TheDarkside? Listen to find out! Discover the meaning of #LifeDay, marvel at the mediocrity and join in as we play Is It Canon? #PrepareForPrattle

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In partnership with #Grimmfest, Dennis & I have exclusive non-spoiler reviews for the latest film premieres this holiday season from their latest event #GrimmfestPresentsXMasHorrorNights2021 these four films #SeeForMe #BlackFriday #DarkCloud & #HouseOfSnails are only available at this weekend's event so book your tickets now for Friday 10/12/21 & Saturday 10/12/21!

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