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The Nationalist Enquirer is back again with another full stack of spoopy news, conspiritorial views, hot takes,and head shakes. And as always, just enough shitposting to keep the spergs sperging...

The goys delve back into the Reset Theory with a look at Orphan Trains, Foundlings, Infantoriums, and Land Grabs...

From CERN and the World Wide Web to the World Economic Forum and the World Health Organization to the YMCA, the Red Cross, the World Council of Churches, the Jesuits, the Lutherans, and the Holy See, literally EVERY international bureaucratic or religious body is headquartered in Geneva Switzerland. Must just be all those great tax laws, right? Let's get a few balls of colored string, a handful of thumbtacks, and lets "Pepe Silvia" our way from Switzerland to Israel to the rest of the realm...

In this week's Nationalist Enquirer:

Oops, he (Lone Skum) did it again. A very "Special" Forces story When drones attack The Great Reset: Air Transportation Edition Blackrock: Makers of a whole new kind of feudalism And of course, at least 38 minutes of shitposting. Where is it? At the beginning? The end? You'll have to get /comfy/ and find out...

Have you ever seent a shadow-man? Have you ever been passing along a hiking trail and a silver primate decided to put on an acrobatic show before your eyes? Some people have, and trust us, neither one can really be described as “amusing”. This evening, Reinhardt and Jack are joined by V from Europe, who shares some stories of shadow visitation, possible hexing, and a silvery monkey...

The midweek update is go! First up, Remember the USS Liberty! Then, Anonymous tries to get Skummy, and Astro drops some Astrology. Grimes dreams of Communist AI. Buck Breaking.....

With Reinhardt still on vacation, Johnny, DB, and Jack shitpost their way through SPOOPY NUMBER EPISODE!! Enjoy content fam!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Jack the Intern

Music Break: Thorn In the Lion's Paw, by Sumac

Creepypasta: Our Tiny Room, read by Jack Hoffmen

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The Nationalist Enquirer: Astro joins Johnny and Jack for another autistically charged tour de force around the world of conspiratorial news, strange current events, spoopy entertainment and more, in the way that only these goys can...

Dr. Mr. Jim Fetzer is back again for another visit with the goys! Banned books, fake politicians, lawsuit updates, Covid-1984, Vaccines, JFK, 9/11, Sandy Hoax, Parkland FL, transversions, official narratives, official lies, and so much more. Sit back, get /comfy/ and prepare for an injection of redpills, given to you the way the one and only Dr. Fetzer can. Enjoy content fam!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Jack the Intern

Guest: Dr...

The Nationalist Enquirer, now on Thursday!

Marilyn Manson's rocket's are scummier than Elon's Shakespearian drama or modern comedy? Entertainment news: aka the All Tr-nny News Hour Get out of jail jab Texas conservatives' trans payoff UFO's, USO's, and the Comics Section I'm interested in aquamation Kidneys on coffee break Belgian Rambo Chipman, because of course Bill Gates' B O O B A

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Jack the Intern

Music Break: Underworld usa, by Cold...