The Paranormies Present

The goys start a new series on Transhumanism. A new religion, an old idea. What is it, where did it come from, who is behind it, and where is it going? Are we still evolving (if you believe that) or is humanity following the laws of thermodynamics and physics like the rest of the universe and heading towards entropy? From Prometheus to CERN and from Babylon to Google, this should be an interesting ride, so let's get /comfy/ and find out if we're all just going to be brains in a vat after all...

The newest Nationalist Enquirer is up, with this week's spoopiest news, most conspiratorial views, and some good old fashioned shitposting, just to rile up the spergs.

Tartar, sauce? What whites achieve, meant...

After the Bloomberg "Tartaria/Q-Anon" article earlier in the week, the goys decide to have a conversation about one of the things that sent them down the alternative/hidden/stolen history rabbit hole: The World's Fairs...

The goys are back from a little mid season break with a fresh cut of The Nationalist Enquirer! Your source for news you probably won't hear elsewhere. Things like:

Why the "gas crisis" is fake and gay Dance Dance Intifada Kvetch-Level 6M Kaiju in the Hollow Earth The Anthropologist Strikes Back MSM goes Q Q for Tartar proofs All your horses and buggies are belong to us L O N E S K U M Nerds are creepy All this plus more from the bottom of the pile.....

This week, the goys take a look into the possibility of certain cryptids being yet undiscovered apes from the darkest parts of still uncharted jungles in remote places like the jungles of Bili or Sumatra. Get /comfy/ and let's R E T V R N T O M O N K E ! ! Enjoy!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Jack the Intern

Music Break: Eden's Gates, by Old Man Gloom

Creepypasta: Headaches, read by Jack Hoffmen

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The Nationalist Enquirer: The 4/20 HBD edition

The Chauvin Show Trial Season Finale: Choose Your Own Adventure: Option A: RIOTS Option B: ALSO RIOTS MORE Fake and Gayops NASA & Space-X shoot the moon, but first.....

Reinhardt was attacked again by another feral albino mountain gorilla, so Johnny and DB finally get around to digging into listener emails. From questions about ritual black magic and the ancient androgynous agenda and some superfluous ball fanning over correct calls and The Monoxide Effect, they knock out a prehistoric gorilla sized chunk of your correspondence. Enjoy content fam!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Jack the Intern

Music Break: St...

Get your Nationalist Enquirer here! In this week's edition:

The Chauvin Show Trial continues All the Latest Fake and Gayops NDT BTFO Nanochips and deadly vaccines Revelation of the Evil Sandy Hoax targeted ads MLK's Shooting Range UFO's in NY Germans turn up zee gas(lighting)

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Jack the Intern

Music Break: Give Me the Cure, by Fugazi

Tales From The Necronormiecon: Burning Souls, read by Jack the Intern

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Johnny, Dogbot, and Reinhardt discuss one of the most influential, most important, and most widely read books, Behold A Pale Hose, by Milton William "Bill" Cooper, the "Godfather of Conspiracy". This book is likely responsible for the "big name conspiracy personality" phenomenon, us included...

The Nationalist Enquirer is late this week, SOARY fam...