An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 15 days 5 hours 26 minutes
ALL NATURAL LIZARD
Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time.
RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom)
The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more. Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom
THE SOUND OF SCOTT
A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;)
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY
One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything.
A WHOLE THING
Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing.
NO REGRETS
Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!
EYE OF THE GECKO
Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy...
DEEP QUAD
Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.
HOT ICE
Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad.
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS
We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult.