Spider-Dan And The Secret Bores

Originally published via Patreon on 26/05/23

Day 3 of Forbidden Worlds Film Festival 2023 Baybee!!! Featuring canals, Renny Harlin & weird films even I don't like! #PrepareForPrattle

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#PrattleWorld’s biggest fan JAC joins me again a 100 Episodes later for episode 200! This time we list our Top 5 Best & Worst Films Covered On The Podcast!! I wouldn’t be here without the support of my guests, listeners, friends & family who have been with me from the beginning just like JAC has and all the wonderful people we’ve picked up along the way...

Everyday living in a #Cyberpunk dystopia gets that much closer to becoming Science Fact rather than Science Fiction. Luckily #Neuromancer Georgina Ruth Hammer returns to defend her favourite cautionary tale #WilliamGibson’s #JohnnyMnemonic starring #KeanuReeves Join us as we discuss Ceefax Teletext, a naked #DolphLundgren & Munch Bunch yogurts marketing campaigns… #PrepareForPrattle 

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After years of waiting its finally time to #ReleaseTheDongs Femme On’s Ria Carrogan lets it all hang out while she lists her Top 5 Films Featuring Full-Frontal Male Nudity in order to balance the scales and the ratio of fully nude men we see on screen compared to women...

Is #PoorThings a remake of #Frankenhooker? The short answer is no but there are some thematic similarities. After the majesty of #Gladiator @AngryAndyReviews & I return to the gutter! From the basket case that brought you #BasketCase #FrankHenenlotter brings us a surprisingly feminist Frankenstinian film! Join us as we discuss the male gaze, super crack & the behind the scenes drama.....

Get ready as Maff brings us an Arach-Attack! They’re quite literally the biggest spiders you’ve ever seen, in another tongue in cheek #CloneBores comparison! As these #EightLeggedFreaks take on one #BigAssSpider! Come into my parlour said #SpiderDan to his #Prattalion as we discuss my Mum’s hoover technique, the internal mechanics of combustion engines & shooting spiders in their butt! #PrepareForPrattle 

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#PrattleWorld calling #SkyCaptain! Spider-Dan calling Tony Farina! #TheWorldOfTomorrow needs you!! Grab your helmet, your goggles and dive-bomb into this steampunk retro-futuristic call back to the pulp serial adventures of yesteryear in #SkyCaptainAndTheWorldOfTomorrow...

Happy Bloody #Valentines to the #Prattalion! #DanBurgess descends into the darkness with me, to stroke my nozzle while comparing both the original & remake of #MyBloodyValentine in all their blood pumping, heart pounding gory! Which film will succeed in winning hearts & mines and which deserves the shaft? Take your pick! Join us as we discuss Margaret Thatcher, incredible kills and just how Canadian a film can get! #PrepareForPrattle 

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Finally Sarah Coyne gives “Sweets To The Sweet” as she reintroduces us to the unspoken urban legend of #CliveBarker’s #Candyman! There’s nowhere to run, there’s nowhere to hive when #TonyTodd has #VirginiaMadsen hypnotically hooked! Join us as we discuss childhood trauma, gothic romance & the tragic true story of #RuthieMayMcCoy that inspired the film… #PrepareForPrattle 

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#SharingTheSilverScreen Begins!! Where myself & co-host Angry Andy will alternate between our channels, taking turns sharing a film the other hasn't seen! The public have spoken! So I'm introducing Andy to the nonsensical cacophony of carnage that is #TokyoGorePolice featuring arterial spray & gore galore! Join us as we discuss Crocodile Girls, Tom & Jerry physics and squirting furniture.....