Kill James Bond!

Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*...

Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story! After a drug ...

So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.The Bourne identity introduces us to a man ...

Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolut...

He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   MERCH ALERTPre-orders are open until midni...

Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order. Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do thi...

We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube! Skyfall is a movi...

Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies.   Now, the anti p...

Sorry, fixed the audio now. Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ri...

It's finally happened. The fearless and unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been involved in a fatal entanglement with a busty blonde secret agent named some shit like Alexa Strap-on while attempting to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring. We are left to pick ...