Your Kickstarter Sucks

Hey...Hey!!!! What if you could get chips delivered to your house!! Or steal an idea from Mark Zuckerberg!!! Or Invest tens of thousands of dollars in a sauce cup!! Well!!!! I don't know!!!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. And for more one time courtesies, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Jesse and Mike are the main characters. In the show, Jesse the host and Mike the other host-like, will embark on a journey to rescue their homeland. Through Jesse's and Mike's learnable skills they can overcome many dangers and obstacles. The skills must be bought and learned beforehand.For more YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And you can go on there, and, I guess, stop porch pirates from taking your paper towels...

JF and DB get absolutely psycho on this track. Check it out. New Kickstarters on it. And a bunch of other stuff, too. There's a desk that's a speaker, I remember that much.Music for YKS is thanks to our nice friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more ways to feel good, and never bad, and always thinking about how to have fun, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Spoilers for Avengers: Endgame follow.Check out YKS Premium at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.Music for YKS is provided by our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes ya gotta just sit back and say, "Damn". And in this episode, you KNOW that's what's up. On today's show, you got Mike takin' his top off, tips and tricks on catfishin' your friends, oh yeah....and a smell helmet. Download it, much? Yeah, I thought so. For more of the cool strains of Star Wars weed (Count Doob-u), check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks...

Mike calls in from Parts Unknown to discuss seasoning paradigms, hat fashions, and cheese routines. JF imagines his future hole. And the Orange Man in the White House? Well, I guess he just keeps on tweetin!Plus, hey cmon, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of people are saying it's good to do it. And it makes you a good person as well.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

That's the title of the episode if your initials are C.T. and you were born on the 15th day of the month, anyway. For all other combinations, well, you're just gonna have to listen up as Mike and JF rake gourd privilege over the colds and get disinvited to several weddings. And there are Kickstarters on here as well. And for exclusive entry to The TomCat Club, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks...

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? For millennia, mankind has searched for answers to these universal questions. Today, on Episode 91 of YKS, that search continues.On today's show: Gamer socks, breath bags, a Trump opinion website, free movie tickets, scented panties, and disposable pet food bowl covers. For more of these two little freaks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks...

It's time to do the damn thing. Another episode of YKS, why the hell not. Put it out there and see if it goes viral. It's 2019, baby! Which is why you absolutely gotta punch up John Carpenter's atmospheric 1982 sci-fi thriller The Thing with the terrific references of today. Plus you gotta try out some new hubby moves, get some "Toot's" out on a new social media platform, and take a big sip of the tea out of Wario's pimp cup. And if that ain't it chief, check out patreon...

Hey....what's in the freakin' briefcase? Quentin!! Q!! What's in there! Ahhh! It's my wife's head! Or whatever, you know? On this episode of YKS, we've got an update on the scented alarm clock, a book that will finally teach our children American values like "the President is a train", rocks in your bra, and Mike's Official HomiePass. It's pretty good.For more impossible riddles and cryptic puzzles, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Last week: Real or Fake...