ESL RPG

Our heroes set a new personal record for a round of combat. And then go looking for a young man who wants his knife.

Oh, and player conversations get derailed by how difficult dragons really are, and speculating on an evil campaign.

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In this episode, Meg Ryan's group goes down into the depths of the mine. They find a bridge. They cross a bridge. They find many rooms. And as they enter one... they are attacked!

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This episode, our players search all but one of the rooms. Along the way, they find gold, spider guts, bottles of unknown stuff, and some kobolds.

Which of course means they fight.

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The group goes down the last passageway, and find something interesting in a large chamber. They also find yet another fight, but this one doesn't go nearly as quickly or smoothly as before.

Anyway, they also find something to do with that kobold.

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This time, our heroes find a valley of tombs, an anxious young man, a pointy object, and graves not worth robbing.

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Another fight! It seems like these happen a lot. There is much discussion over what to do with people, how many people can fit inside the backpack of a creature that can carry small cars, when something is cute and when it is evil, and rewards, because QUEST DONE!!!! Oh, and dream-time. 

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We return to Jeff's Door! Our players try to negotiate what to do with the three people in the backpack. Including the dead one.

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Our players talk with a woman about medicine for making a kobold better, wrap up lizards like babies, ask too many questions about houses under water, probably cheat at riddles, learn about bad things in the worst way possible, create a sad weapon of mass destruction, question the morality of gods, and have a crying bro hug.

A lot of things happen in this one side quest, ok?

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In this episode, our group goes to a bar. There, they find a bard with an offer, and Arry drinks, because he needs a drink. Then, everyone goes to explore a canyon. There, they find a boy and help him find his dog, only it's not just a dog, and not really a boy. After that confusing situation, they walk into another confusing situation of a man with many skeletons. It did not go well.

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In this episode, Turn Undead is used correctly, we fight what's left, and people fail at hitting things a lot. Again.

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