ESL RPG

In this episode, we start a new adventure, following the Lost Mines of Phandelver module from the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Starter Set!

Our recording quality at the start is... not great. It will get better later, but for now, just bear with us. We were trying new settings in recording that will never be repeated.

Anyway, join our party as Kloog, Eleanor, Theodore, Lady Katrina Sophia Elizabeth Pomodora, and Elton venture off in the exciting world of.....

In this episode, our heroes continue after a rest to heal up. They get to the cave where their friends were taken to, and try to sneak in. Sometimes it works. Sometimes... Well, just listen.

And as a warning, dead goblins become puppy chow.

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In this episode, medics tank, choking fails, a shirt is holey, a puppy is bad, and... ok, that is totally not a lion riding a seal. I promise.

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In this episode, more combat happens, more rolls are fumbled, more creative ways to use spellcasters are found, Elton Beerbottle imitates Elton John, some old people are found, "totally-not-slavery" begins, and our heroes make their way finally to Phandalin!  Carrying all the stuff looted from the caves. Just all of it.

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This time, our heroes arrive in Phandalin. They immediately choose to get a street urchin guided tour of town to go around selling off their loot, completing their quests, and buying new weapons.

Nobody mentioned the goblins coming with them, but they did bring up the ears they carry.... a lot....

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In this episode, our character are introduced to a shady individual with some money for buying things they have, a job for them to do, and some interesting, insinuative, and possibly insulting things to say. Advice too.

And there is a fight in the street with some ruffians. That leads to repeated stabbing and possible torture futures.

Tune in later for when people continue their shopping!

Oh, and no direct cursing, but some mildly dirty implications...

This time, our players decide information is best, so they... persuade information out of their captured Redbrand. With blood.
They also encounter the town Mayor, Quimbey Kennedy (Yes, really). Then meet up with a Mr. Edermath to try and get some more information.

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Our players first get a history lesson on Phandelver, then find some other information by asking around.

They meet a boy named Carp who doesn't drink. Then they meet a voice that asks for meat.

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In this episode, the healers charge! And soon discover one of Merphie's Multiple Mandates.

No, seriously, it gets crazy. Like, really crazy. Everyone has fun with it, but thinks maybe there would have been less crazy ways to deal with it.

Oh, and Sildar is still toothless!

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Our players find their rogue too hungover to join, one of their goblin prisoners secretly hiding sneaky tools, and themselves going under a mansion to find someone with a stick of silicates.

Oh, and the language of Goblins is now Spanish for this game.

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