ESL RPG

In this episode, our players forget characters' names, decide torture works best when you ask questions, go looking for gold and prizes, and plan what to do later.

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Welcome back to the adventures of the Frog-Licking Paladins!

After collecting the materials for the secret box to hide the magical energy coming from the evil magic book, and freeing the town named That Town, our adventurers prepare to take the book away so it can be destroyed.

But that means they need to travel a long, long, long way away. 1 week each way. So away for at least 2 weeks. If there are no delays......

Our heroes are finally ready to go. They head to Muskegon, a port town a long way away. But when they get there, they face a city occupied by enemies! How will they deliver this package to the boat? Why is Bob a tree? Can tigers solve problems?

Also, what is a legless horse beanbag chair?

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The Frog-Licking Paladins make trees bend, use the not at all cliched technique of pretending to be prisoners, give some people some coffee, and walk through water.  Well, not all of them.

Next time, it's back to the adventures of Meg Ryan's merry band.

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This episode is a very long combat, because it is the Frog-Licking Paladins plus The Four. Who are really 5 people. And our group are not paladins, and don't lick frogs. Oh, don't lick frogs, kids.

Anyway, some of that will be explained during combat, which is very confusing and involves lots of flying body parts.

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As the fight finishes up, the players loot, and do... other stuff. Because Bob needs information, Shagrat needs to relax, and bodies need to... disappear...

WARNING! This recording features some mild descriptions of torture and drug use.

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Alright. Some introductions.  Nobody, Somebody, Father Jack, Kit, and Kyoko are gods, and characters from a previous campaign set more than 500 years before...

In this episode, an ill-advised fight goes forward, Bob joins in, a book gets wet, then dry again, popcorn is eaten, things are shared out, and a direction is set for where our heroes go. 

And our heroes make too many "That's what she said" jokes, and Nobody gets confused.

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Here is our first episode on the new recording software!

Our heroes return going right into a fight. They fight the hobgoblin, and our players quickly forget why they were fighting.

So, they decide to do a timejump the next time we play this game, and instead go on a non sequitur adventure. Involving mushrooms.

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Our characters continue their trip with some mushroom soup.

Things get normal for our players, which is not normal for our characters.

Heads up, next will be a bit of a jump in time! Our backlog will still be a major thing we will work on, but following this recording, we will get into a Quarantine Special, where we test all kinds of tools and games for people learning or practicing from in your home. So for all of you stuck not going anywhere, stick with us...