Dumbgeons and Dragons: A Dungeons and Dragons 5e Actual Play Podcast

We connect the dots and travel BACK... to the future... wait... We see the beginning of the Darkest Timeline and the inciting incidents under the rule of Orcus. Vorunax and Lipsinki bring about the end of pain and suffering across the material plane as we witness key moments in the overthrowing of the world. CW: Graphic Violence, Fear and Horror themes...

The high seas are treating our friends like the unforgiving force it is! The group must escape the band of pirates, while also dealing with the mysteries of what lies ahead on the watery road to their destination. What could go wrong? Moot feels a little tingle all over. Glim's gotta break those rules. Sully gets burrito-ed...

We return to Thia, Yenbul, Tulgir and Agathe as they try to figure out when in the planes they've landed. The God Trackers come up against their most vile nemesis yet! Thia speaks bird. Yenbul can't be re-roping a bridge all day. Tulgir asks some big questions. Agathe is skeptical of the plan...

We pick up with the crew of the "Barge Right In"... NOT on the "Barge Right In" and in a state of disrepair after their encounter with a water elemental. Fortunately for them a passing Hyundai Sonata (aka wagon) brings help and new friends at just the right time! Moot has an intimate moment with Boobs. Glim says a swear. Sully pulls up a chair and soggy snacks...

Thia, Yenbul, Tulgir and Agathe quickly figure out their location in the planes and quickly find themselves caught in a world of smoke and mirrors as the sort out what is real and what is imaginary.Thia wonders about etiquette. Yenbul recommends doing something weird and gross. Tulgir carries a butterfly net. Agathe didn't have childhood friends...

The Hyundai Sonata is under attack from lurking creatures that the crew must take care of before making their way to "Doug's Rest/Victor's Ville" and the great networking party that Boobs and Bonesword have invited everyone along to. Along the way we find out more about Orcus... or Orcas? And everyone gets some cool gift bags at the party.Moot kicks out the glass. Glim takes some spray. Sully shirt gets ruined. Boobs is GREAT at healing. Bonesword shows his 'heart of darkness'...

Things are getting freaky as our heroes tracking the lost Gods must find a way through this illusory nightmare in hopes that they are on the right track and not being led astray by whatever demonic fiend is controlling the Shadowfell.Thia wishes for butterflies. Yenbul is such a prankster. Tulgir detects creep-o's. Agathe parts the sea.. of undead...

In this special Ultra-Sex-Positive-Patreon-Improv-Liveshow, Moot, Glim and Sully have left "Doug's Rest/Victor's Ville" and are on the road to Darromar when they stumble across a small city... no wait a town... perhaps a village? Anyway, Destiny's Children find themselves with some time to kill and check out the local job board that gets them ENTIRELY wrapped and bound up in this hamlet's business. Moot's too much of a small fry. Glim has trouble holding a wand. Sully thinks about a legacy.

Our heroes return, having achieved goal, which is something to be said. But when you make something good happen in the darkest timeline - someone is sure to notice. Thia takes a small reprieve. Yenbul helps get ready. Tulgir asks to be realistic. Flint...

Moot, Glim and Sully have made it to Darromar to meet with Queen Calycrists. Top on their agenda is to discuss the mending of relationships and opening of borders. However new information and a turn of events leads them down a different path - one better suited to their specific set of skills. Moot calls it as he sees it. Glim wonders if there is strength in silence. Sully stragetizes.