Polish your baubles, fill your stockings, and be careful of those giblets, for heaven's sake!
And amongst all these crap Christmas-based innuendos (sorry!), why not enjoy a very special Chris Moyles Show podcast, from Radio X.
But, what can be found inside this crudely wrapped audible present?
Pippa hits the team with some fascinating lorry facts.
We discover Producer Dave's odd workout routine.
PLUS, Chris dissects Ant and Dec's questionable lyrics to one of their bigger hits...